Personnel File -- Confidential (Info about the performer at the bottom of this page)
Address...Lives in London
Department...Manager, First Floor Ladies' and Mens' Departments
Health History...heart attack, stress disorder, acid reflux, mental exhaustion: all imagined; also severe gastroenteritis following ingestion of bad meringues.
Vital Statistics...6'1" hair is receding a bit
Hobbies...master of many musical instruments
Special Abilities...yes man
Distinguishing Features...Prominent ears
Military Service...Royal Army Catering Corps
Nickname..."Jug Ears" and "Knuckles"
Wage... Rise commensurate with toadying
Birth Name/Birthplace: Nicholas Pilgrim Smith/Banstead, Surrey, England
Birth Date: 5 March 1934
Education: Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
Early Career: Made film debut in "Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines."
AYBS Years: "Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother," "The Sweeney."
Other credits: Major General Stanley in "Pirates of Penzance," "Martin Chuzzlewit," "What Rats Won't Do."
How to Contact: Nicholas Smith, c/o Michelle Braidman, 3rd Floor, 10/11 Lower John Street, London, W1R 3PE, England
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