Episode One

01001.jpg (18630 bytes)"Stick your umbrella in the crack, Mr. Humphries." -- 18.1 Kb

01002.jpg (16742 bytes)"Oh!  Thank you, Stephen." -- 16.3 Kb

01003.jpg (16579 bytes)"I think it's put ten years on all of us." -- 16.1 Kb

01004.jpg (23897 bytes)"I'll just perch over here." -- 23.3 Kb

01005.jpg (22202 bytes)"Stockings and suspenders." -- 21.6 Kb

01006.jpg (23513 bytes)The boys get a good look. -- 22.9 Kb

01007.jpg (15678 bytes)"Your use of the past tense has sent a chill through my entire body." -- 15.3 Kb

01008.jpg (20758 bytes)"Young Mr. Grace, on behalf of the fund, acquired at Tudor manor house." -- 20.2 Kb

Gate01.JPG (36305 bytes)The staff arrives at Millstone Manor. -- 35.4 Kb

01009.jpg (23719 bytes)"Would you hold my pussy while I alight?" -- 23.1 Kb

01010.jpg (24981 bytes)"How nice to see you all.  Welcome to Millstone Manor." -- 24.3 Kb

01011.jpg (28112 bytes)"Ooo, look!  Built in 1576." -- 27.4 Kb

01012.jpg (18912 bytes)"Moulterd...M-O-U-L-T-E-R-D!" -- 18.4 Kb

01013.jpg (25291 bytes)"My mother will never believe this.  Me, in the middle of the country, chasing birds." -- 24.6 Kb

01014.jpg (26824 bytes)"I gives her a few good bangs and I can gallop her anywhere." -- 26.1 Kb

01015.jpg (23057 bytes)"She was a great big wallopin' land girl." -- 22.5 Kb 

01016.jpg (19150 bytes)"You're Rachel Yiddell!" -- 18.7 Kb

01017.jpg (15945 bytes)"When did she get 'ere?" -- 15.5 Kb

01018.jpg (21009 bytes)"Oh, how ignamonious!" -- 20.5 Kb

01019.jpg (24880 bytes)"I'm free." -- 24.2 Kb

01020.jpg (24704 bytes)Mr. Humphries prepares for a J. Arthur Rank gonging. -- 24.1 Kb

01021.jpg (18623 bytes)"You mustn't touch THAT!  That's the FIRE ALARM!" -- 18.1 Kb

01022.jpg (18561 bytes)"If I go home without it, he'll give me the strap." -- 18.1 Kb

01023.jpg (21793 bytes)Our first glimpse of Mrs. Slocombe's pussy. -- 21.2 Kb

01024.jpg (23178 bytes)"Ooo, nice pajamas!" -- 22.6 Kb

01025.jpg (19198 bytes)"You may have nothing to worry about ever again." -- 18.7 Kb