Episode Three

03001.jpg (23679 bytes) "Put me down for a hopeful grin." -- 23.1 Kb

03002.jpg (24826 bytes)"It's only a country court, Mrs. Slocombe.  It's not Nuremberg." -- 24.2 Kb

03003.jpg (23668 bytes)"Doesn't anyone answer the phone?" -- 23.1 Kb

03004.jpg (19865 bytes)"Meet me behind the bikeshed...." -- 19.3 Kb

03005.jpg (20980 bytes)"Ah...happy days." -- 20.4 Kb

03006.jpg (21073 bytes)Walter Peacock Mitty. -- 20.5 Kb

03007.jpg (16861 bytes)"Yeow!" -- 16.4 Kb

03008.jpg (23529 bytes)"On second thought, I think I'll take the alternate transport." -- 22.9 Kb

03009.jpg (24130 bytes)"It's right putting me off bacon." -- 23.5 Kb

03010.jpg (26709 bytes)"It's better than the Bakerloo line." -- 26.0 Kb

03011.jpg (24562 bytes)"Sorry to be late; I was getting into my leathers." -- 23.9 Kb

03012.jpg (17768 bytes)"Blimey!  "E's wearin' a whole cow!" -- 17.3 Kb

03013.jpg (18761 bytes)Removing the hooligan from court. -- 18.3 Kb

03014.jpg (18540 bytes)"How did he know it was me?" -- 18.1 Kb

03015.jpg (19611 bytes)Flipping the bird at the magistrate. -- 19.1 Kb

03016.jpg (20222 bytes)"She was in bras and I was in socks and Y-fronts." -- 19.7 Kb

03017.jpg (21623 bytes)"They've called Miss Brahms--now she's bound to put her foot in it." -- 21.1 Kb

03018.jpg (18352 bytes)"Shirley Brahms, your grace." -- 17.9 Kb

03019.jpg (18864 bytes)"She'd have a go at anything." -- 18.4 Kb

03020.jpg (25632 bytes)"Hang the bird in the cellar." -- 25.0 Kb

03021.jpg (24057 bytes)Mrs. Slocombe goes down. -- 23.4 Kb

03022.jpg (24554 bytes)"If I seem restless tonight...." -- 23.9 Kb

03023.jpg (18406 bytes)"We wouldn't want to fumble in the dark, would we?" -- 17.9 Kb

03024.jpg (21087 bytes)"I saw you through the door at court--you looked ever so handsome." -- 20.5 Kb

03025.jpg (20372 bytes)"I think you're lovely." -- 19.8 Kb

03026.jpg (20388 bytes)"When I've finished thinking...." -- 19.9 Kb